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recoup:

When your ketchup bottle precums onto your burger and u wanna cry

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thebitchpudding:

when you have a really good idea but don’t know how to do the thing

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jackedoff:

turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy

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sassybf:

you know that moment when u pass by ur crush in the hallway and ur eyes meet 

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fakebreast:

when people call their followers fans

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"I love you" doesn’t mean a fucking thing if you spit it down the throat of every girl who makes you feel less dead

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sorry:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right and you’re wrong

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lamapalooza:

sir, will you please stop beatboxing and just tell me what you’d like to order

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